Van Halen kicked off their 2012 tour Saturday night in Louisville, Kentucky.

Out in support of the band’s new album, 'A Different Kind Of Truth,' Van Halen put in a “vintage performance,” according to Jeffrey Lee Puckett of the Louisville Courier-Journal.

And here's what NASSO RUSKOV of Tangra Mega Rock has to say about the album:

"If you throw another bottle at me I'm gonna come down there and fuck your girlfriend!"

Aaaaah, that glorious comeback from David Lee Roth, during Van Halen's 1984 Donington "Monsters of Rock" appearance, after some idiot decided it was a good idea to lob an empty bottle at one of the best rock'n'roll bands on the planet.

Reports suggest all bottle-chucking fun promptly ceased from thereon after. Now, if a certain Sam Roy Hagar had said that, would anyone have felt intimidated? I somehow doubt it. Sammy may have the vocal "chops", but he was never a threat to your girlfriend's fidelity."

And these are just NASSO's first words. He gives the album SIX out of SIX - read the entire review here!