"I rewind Ministry's albums in my head, trying to remember when was the last time they sounded so weak...

I get to 'The land of Rape and Honey' before I give up. But the real answer is more likely the following: “Never.”

Maybe I have been spoiled by the wonderful reunion records bands like Biohazard and Anthrax put out, but 'Relapse' is a good example why old bands shouldn't get back together.

Now I'll go listen to Amy Winehouse. At least she's dead and can't surprise me with something as bad as this."

These are just the last words of STEFAN TOPUZOV's album review of 'Relapse' by MINISTRY.

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