It's been well-documented that Lance Armstrong is a creep, maybe a weirdo, I don't know. Through his rise and fall, he didn't care if it hurt; he just wanted control. He wanted a perfect body. That way, you'd notice him when he was not around.

Above all, Lance wanted to be special. He wanted to be special.

But, as mentioned above, he's a creep. He's a weirdo. He was eventually forced to come to the realization that he didn't belong here, if "here" meant the top of the podium at the Tour de France.

Some enterprising Internet genius with too much time on his hands remixed Lance Armstrong's interview with Oprah Winfrey to make it sound like the disgraced cyclist was singing the lyrics to Radiohead's '90s classic Creep. We don't know how someone gets the inspiration to make a video like this, but we're happy they do.

Vimeo user, Matthijs Vlot, you are [expletive] special.

WARNING: There are two Autotune'd curse words in the clip.