Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth had his penis insured at the same time Eddie Van Halen took out coverage for his hands.

Roth says: “”We were going out on the first tour. Before we were leaving, we had to insure Edward’s fingers, since he will be using those a lot on the road, and Alex Van Halen’s elbows.

So I said, ‘What about Little Elvis? We’re going to be using him a lot, thank you very much.’”

But he was as surprised as everyone else when an assistant actioned his suggestion. Somebody sat there with a clipboard and said, ‘Got it’ and wrote it down.”