TYPE O NEGATIVE Inject Themselves Into The Global Coffee Supply

TYPE O NEGATIVE have launched the Official Type O Negative Coffee. This isn’t your typical coffee – it doesn’t come in your standard coffee packaging (or a plain brown paper lunch bag as the guys might say).

Instead, these beans are quarantined in signature blood bank IV bags, while their Nitro-cold brew–aptly named plasma–is served in custom blood vials. Fans can now enjoy the bloodiest caffeine kisses to satisfy their cravings.

The band sought a blend that captured their unique mix of Brooklyn blood, sweat, and tears–along with love and depression. Working with the dark alchemists at Concept Cafes, they created exactly that: a taste to satisfy your cravings whether you’re on a midnight date with Nosferatu or writing a hit song on a garbage truck.

Surprisingly simple some might say, but blood is universal truth, the great equalizer, the bond that binds us in symbiotic union; the irony of that which cycles our mortality and stains our immortality, the sobering substance just beneath the surface. Type O doesn’t cater to the mold, & neither does their private label; but their cellular construct is centrifuged into our collective DNA and spreading like a virus.” – Mike Tonsetic, Founder of Concept Cafes

The Type O-borne virus has been mutating beneath us in the underground, diluting the dissidents in the sewers, reviving the catacombs, and now emerging in every major metro across the nation. Expect this lustful litany in hematic green reign to enrapture us all in deathlessness.

Order Type O Black No. 1 here. Roasted by Coterie Coffee Co. and brought to you by Concept Cafes.

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